September 04, 2008

Cone of Uncertainty!

filed under: Stuff to worry about

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That's right, baby. We're in the cone of uncertainty.

In other updates:

- we're in political Bizarro world, with Righty Tighties dropping their panties around their ankles over a candidate with no National Security experience atall but a really nice touch with a speech. I guess they're pretty well deaf to the irony. I even read someone on The Corner hyperventilating over what a rockstar La Barracuda is. Wait, I thought that was a BAD thing...

Here, watch this (language NSFW):

- Some time soon I have the mother of all photoblogs coming. San Francisco, North Carolina, and the no-joking GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH, "Roadside America."

UPDATE: Okay so yeah I just watched McCain's acceptance. Substance aside (IRONY!) I find it borderline disrespectful that his stage managers played Heart's "Barracuda" as the second post-speech song. It was HIS night, the putative presidential candidate, and they play a cheap pander to his hot running mate's nickname.

It's not as bad as the DNC playing out Bill Clinton with "Addicted to Love" (seriously: W?! T?! F?!), but still. I almost felt bad for the old guy.

Posted by rjt at September 4, 2008 05:17 PM
Comments

1. that video is funny
2. Palin makes my naughty place feel funny
3. what was up with the protester ripping off her clothes?
4. A McCain bio film narrated by Robert Davi? What, was Bobby Flay unavailable? Mush mouth...
5. Never make McCain read from a prompter, worse than a guest host getting lost in the cue cards for SNL.
6. The chants of "USA, USA!" have got to go. Why not just chant "we live HERE, we live HERE!". Only thing stupider is that jackass who screams "get in the hole!" at every golf tournament.
7. I love America, and I never lived in a box.
8. fug you
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Posted by: perj at September 5, 2008 01:51 PM