November 16, 2007

Don't Work Blue, Kid, You'll Never Work the Big Rooms

filed under: Dadditudes

Max's new knock-knock joke, which he made up last night:

Max: Knock knock.

Dad: Who's there?

Max: Peep.

Dad: Peep who?

Max: Vagina.

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Posted by rjt at November 16, 2007 04:39 PM
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This reminds me of an incident that occurred in our household the other day. I walked into the kitchen, where Keaton was already seated and eating breakfast. The conversation went thusly:

Keaton: Hi Daddy! How are you?

Me: Fine, thanks.

Keaton: Daddy, you have a penis.

Me: Yes, that's true.

Keaton (very matter of factly): I want to see it.


Posted by: KG at November 19, 2007 11:11 AM

HAHAHAHA

Posted by: rjt at November 19, 2007 11:47 AM