Procrastinet

"Hey, where's Max?"
"He's in the cooler."
"Why's he blue?"
"'Cause it's a cooler, duh. It keeps things cold."

"I figure by the time my husband comes home at night, if those kids are still alive, I've done my job." -Roseanne

and just where is the parenting?
well, the room is well lit, at least he's not sitting too close to the TV. Eye strain and whatnot. Also, a mostly uncluttered floor, very few tripping hazards. I say, Good Job!

ps does the cooler lock?

Strictly speaking, from a grandmother's point of view, this gives new meaning to the parental request: chill