October 26, 2006

A Mitochondrial Scythe/A Nonchalantly Fat Turkey

filed under: Spam Art

Ye gods, Spam Art is getting better and better. It's actually making complete sentences now, that carry from one line to the next. This little masterpiece just made it through the email nannies at work:

A mitochondrial scythe A non-chalantly fat turkey

Most people believe that a satellite falls in love with a loyal tape recorder, but they need to remember how ostensibly a load bearing burglar wakes up. The inferiority complex thoroughly secretly admires the power drill. A frustrating briar patch satiates a boiled recliner. An overripe blithe spirit is muddy.

When a parking lot beyond the defendant reads a magazine, a grand piano over the roller coaster sweeps the floor. A diskette carelessly plans an escape from a pit viper beyond a stovepipe hole puncher. When a tattered bowling ball is revered, a dreamlike mating ritual buys an expensive gift for the gratifying hydrogen atom.

When an alleged mating ritual is Eurasian, the hairy cashier goes deep sea fishing with a razor blade defined by the class action suit.

Come on. "A diskette carelessly plans an escape from a pit viper..."? "...a dreamlike mating ritual buys an expensive gift for the gratifying hydrogen atom"?! I can't write that well on my best day.

Posted by rjt at October 26, 2006 03:43 PM
Comments

soon, all our thinking will be done for us by computers...

Posted by: the stupid science fiction fan you know at October 26, 2006 03:54 PM

"A frustrating briar patch satiates a boiled recliner." According to my living room furniture, this is a patent lie. You should be ashamed of spreading such smut.

Posted by: beeg at October 27, 2006 01:11 PM

This just substantiates my theory that William Burroughs and Hunter Thompson are not dead.

Their consciousness' are just slowly being transferred to, and taking over, the internet.


Free Heroin and 12 Guage Shotguns FOR ALL!!!!!!

Posted by: Nacinomawhosit at October 28, 2006 04:36 PM

Nacinomawhosit! How the heck are you!

I like your theory. There are worse consciousnesses that could take over the internet...

Benny Hill, for example. Free fast-motion naked women and dirty old men FOR ALL!!!

Actually, wait, that's not so bad...

Posted by: rjt at October 28, 2006 06:39 PM

Benny Hill consciousness is the best thing EVAR.

SOUND THE CLEAVAGE FOGHORN!

Posted by: Twin C at October 30, 2006 01:02 PM