January 05, 2006
Supplanted!
filed under: Dadditudes2006 is having a busy start - Youngblood is producing its mainstage show, in which I'm directing a full-length (in rep with two one-acts), and there's another episode of the Brunch on Sunday. All of which means I'm not home as much as I'd like to be, or seeing as much of Max as I'd like to be.
I had no idea how far gone I was from the family landscape until last night, though.
As I crept in at some wee small hour, I heard Max stirring and restless. I paused outside his door to listen. Suddenly he shot bolt upright, and in a middle-of-the-night panic cried out:
"Mommy?! Diego?!"
Sigh.
Anyway. Happy New Year from the whole family:
(Latin Lover Accent)
I can stand this charade no longer!
I am Diego, the UPS man in your neighborhood. I bring your wife "packages" while you are away.
You've been away a lot. Your wife orders a lot of crap from Amazon. She offers me cool water or warm tea, she is a good and healthy and unappreciated woman.
Her hair smells of peaches and juniper. I would FIGHT for this woman. To the death if need be.
She is my Brooklyn Botanical Garden.
I AM DIEGO!
Posted by: Diego at January 5, 2006 11:56 PMDiego:
I am off from rehearsals Friday night and Saturday all day. Please do not be at my home during those times, to avoid embarassment for us all.
-rjt
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Posted by: Phentermine at January 6, 2006 04:21 PMOh no - Phentermine! Don't tell me you're "visiting" my wife too!
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