December 05, 2005

See Buchwald, It's Boastful!

filed under: Spam Art

It's been a while since I've gotten a really good Spam Poem, despite my frequent one-way correspondence with such writers as "Frequence Q. Boastfulness" or "Special Agent Tim Murphy of the FBI." But just when I was about to give up, a cursory check of my spam filter turned up this gem:

altercate
see caption bleat
cornelia!
coleridge!
try.
...
bake on arenaceous
some despond the convoy
be circumspect
...
try colonnade but concur!
blather!
delaney, cardiac or adjoin!
contract it
bereave
or cathy and cypriot may
raw move it
configure
see buchwald,
it's boastful!
basophilic
try.

Note: nothing added but line breaks - the hyperbolic punctuation was already there. Delaney, cardiac or adjoin! Some despond the convoy!

Posted by rjt at December 5, 2005 02:57 PM
Comments

I get very little spam nowadays. But I always look forward to my next addition of Friendster/MySpace Porn! There's nothing I like better than a message from a "girl" who's profile says "I have two things going for me, my brain and my chest."

Posted by: Twin C at December 6, 2005 10:10 AM

Wouldn't that be "three things"?

Posted by: rjt at December 6, 2005 10:15 AM

Males persons can sometimes have a narrow focus. Perhaps she literally means "chest." Lots of possibilities there that have nothing to do with the two items you might have been considering...

Adjunct bloviate the cranial cautions!

Posted by: Procrastimom at December 6, 2005 10:28 AM

Ah yes, true. Maybe she has an old oak sea-chest, full of pirate booty.

Heh heh. Booty.

Posted by: rjt at December 6, 2005 11:10 AM

Yar, a fine chest it be.

Don't ask me, I'm just repeating what the MySpace Porn person said. Unfortunately, I can't cut and paste it at this point, because it's been deleted from my mailbox. . .

Posted by: Twin C at December 7, 2005 10:39 AM

CONGRATS TO TWIN C! He has posted Procrastinet's 500th comment!

w00t!

Twin C - you win: a FREE subscription to PROCRASTINET! HUZZAH!

Posted by: rjt at December 7, 2005 01:13 PM

I'm a winner! Things are gonna change, I can feel it!

Posted by: Twin C at December 7, 2005 07:13 PM