Procrastinet

Remote Control Spy Car? REMOTE CONTROL SPY CAR!!!

filed under: The Weekly WANT IT

The eternal thirteen-year-old in me has died and gone to heaven:

Some brilliant, brilliant soul has invented a remote control car with a camera hidden behind the windshield, which transmits live full-color video to a screen on the remote.

I have no words.

Jalopnik has these:

Is it wrong that we can’t think of a single use for this video-equipped RC car that wouldn’t put us on the wrong end of a “people vs.” case?

My answer: Brother, if it's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Anyway, the product image itself shows a girl in a bikini on the little screen. Sunbathing. With her top down. So they're not exactly relying on your imagination to figure out the potentialities.

And yes, it has a line out so you can record the video. Of course. Of course it does. And a microphone, so you can listen in. On, you know. Whatever.

The moral of the story is: if you're a girl, in a locker room, and a little red and black remote control car comes in - don't let it see your hoo-ha.

In an effort to give the things a purpose beyond outright pervery, these cars can play laser tag against each other.

WICKED.

Posted by rjt at April 8, 2005 03:57 PM