I've discovered a new use for the iPod: The Daily Podoscope.
It's very simple - you put the iPod in shuffle (which is where it lives most of the time for me anyway), and pay attention to the first three songs it plays in the morning. Like a horoscope, those songs become your themes for the day.
Today, for instance, I got the Beastie Boys' Bodhisattva Vow, Sinead O'Connor's Just Like U Said it Would B and Sum 41's Heart Attack (the refrain of which is "Waking up is hard to do..."). So today, my iPod tells me that it is important for me to:
- attempt to be mindful, patient, tolerant, and detached from outcome;- remember that negative personal narratives are often a self-fulfilling prophecy; and
- remember that change, from passivity to activity, is difficult.
Works for me!
I figure: horoscopes, or the I Ching, or tea leaves, or animal entrails, or whatever form of divination you prefer, have no inherent meaning. They are, as far as the mumbo-jumbo behind them, full of shit. All they do is provide us a point of reference which we can use to orient ourselves. In navigation, having one known reference point does you no good as far as finding your location or your way. Once you have a second known point, you can triangulate.
In life, we usually have only one known reference point - how we're feeling. Once we add another point, even if we do so arbitrarily, we start to get a sense of where we're actually at, and how to get where we think we want to be going. The glory of it is that it doesn't have to be not full of shit in order to be useful.
If you're in a rush, feel free to use only the first song each day. Yesterday's, for me, was Jesus Jones' Who, Where, Why?, the refrain of which is "Who am I? Where am I? Why do I feel this way?"
You think my iPod is trying to tell me something?
Posted by rjt at March 24, 2005 11:25 AMYour iPod is telling me that you need to embrace 2005. Say it with me...Two Thousand and Five! Where's The White Stripes, The Kills, Ashlee Simpson even? Geesh
Posted by: Peanuthead at March 24, 2005 01:21 PMWait... wait...
Peanuthead is telling me I should be listening to Ashlee Simpson instead of Sinead O'Connor?!
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PEANUTHEAD?!
Posted by: rjt at March 24, 2005 01:24 PMOne who has attended a Pixies show within the last three months should not cast "welcome to 2005" stones. Hello, pot, this is the kettle...
Posted by: Scotso the Lawbot at March 24, 2005 04:16 PMWow, coming from Yes' Big...er...ONLY fan! That's RICH!
Posted by: Peanuthead at March 28, 2005 10:16 AM"...where we're actually at..."?????
"...where we're actually at..."?????
What sort of shoddy upbringing would allow you to put that phrase into white on black?
Ye gods...
Musical taste is one thing -- grammatical high crimes and misdemeanors are something else...
Posted by: Procrastimom at March 28, 2005 01:47 PMP'mom, I'm throwing a flag on you for Unsportsmanlike Premature Fogeyism.
"Where it's at" has been part of the lexicon for decades. It's not a big jump from there to "where we're at," with connotations that go far beyond "where we are" and relate specifically to frame of mind. Interjecting the "actually" is just putting a finer point on it.
Saying "where we actually are," while grammatically correct, would have excised most of the intended connotational reference to a beat/hippy exploration of consciousness. Ergo: "where we're actually at."
Five yards. Repeat first down.
Posted by: rjt at March 28, 2005 02:48 PM