Procrastinet

Amman, Jordan - 3/21/05: It Was Inevitable, Really

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A continuing series of periodic Procrastinet Despatches from Amman, Jordan. By Nicholas Seeley.

For those who say I swear to much, here's a little Arabic to learn and use. Today, we conjugate the verb "FUCK"

Simple Present:

I fuck = ana anayek
you fuck (male) = inte tenayek
you fuck (femal) = inti tenayeki
he fucks = hoouh yanayek
she fucks = heeuh tenayek
we fuck = ehna nanayek
you (all) fuck = into tenayekoo
they fuck = humeh yanayekoo

Simple Past:

I fucked = ana nayek't
you fucked (m) = inte nayek't
you fucked (f) = inti nayekti
he fucked = hoouh nayek

(are you beginning to get where this is going...?)

she fucked = heeuh nayek't
we fucked = ehna nayekna
you (all) fucked = into nayektoo
they fucked = humeh nayekoo

Imperative:

FUCK! = NICK!

- Nicholas "NICK!" Seeley, 3/21/05

Posted by rjt at March 21, 2005 10:22 AM