March 14, 2005
God Dislikes Temps
filed under: Spam ArtIt's been a while since anything worthy of the designation Spam Art has made it past my work account's email filter. But yet again, when it finally happened, it seems to have gotten a boost from divine intervention.
Apparently, God does not approve of temping, but likes him some "teen slutzz."
From: BigHue T. PeterekPosted by rjt at March 14, 2005 12:03 PMTeen slutzz went unto him.
(Now Jesus was not yet come into the village, newly 19 tenes, so hot, tight, and fresfh.. their p*****s nveer banegd, virgins.. with big titttays and nice round tite asseees you just want to eat... received from the Egyptians. It must have been quite a chore for him. The boy was cured from that hour.)
But Peter said, Silver and gold have I none; but Satan, "It is also written in the scriptures, 'You shall not temp.'" Whence hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty works?