Procrastinet

Ceasar Spares This One

filed under: Spam Art

All right, so this comment spammer amused me enough to be spared my wish of stomach cancer. Don't get cocky, spamhog - it's just this one time. Oh and yes, I did still delete the comment.

"Friends, Romans, Hipsters,
Let me clue you in;
I come to put down Caesar, not to groove him.
The square kicks some cats are on stay with them;
The hip bits, like, go down under; so let it lay with Caesar.
The cool Brutus
Gave you the message: Caesar had big eyes;
If that's the sound, someone's copping a plea,
And, like, old Caesar really set them straight.
Here, copacetic with Brutus and the studs, -- for Brutus is a real cool cat;
So are they all, all cool cats, --
Come I to make this gig at Caesar's laying down."

Posted by rjt at December 29, 2004 10:30 AM