August 13, 2004
A CURE for Procrastination?!
filed under: Stuff to worry aboutOver at Daily Kos, Theoria (who claims to blog on The Tank's T1 line, so he's either a midtown NYC boy, or a theatre boy, or both) says They've discovered that blocking dopamine can make procrastinating monkeys shape up and do more.
Since "They" in this case is the National Institutes of Mental Health (c'mon, you've read Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, right? And NO, the movie does NOT count...), I am now terrified of jackbooted thugs holding me down and injecting me with something that will make me stop wasting hours and hours a day online. BASTARDS.
Here's the whole article.
(seriously, if you've never read this, buy it and read it. One of the all-time greats.)
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