It's clearly time to recognize a whole genre: Spam Art. Please feel free to submit the best Spam Poetry, Spam Religion, or whatever form the Spam Art you receive may take.
Here's a submission from PeeJay, which he rightly says "is perhaps the best one ever." He adds: "what the hell does this mean?"
From "Parsi H. Reemphasizing":
Up and doing!Posted by rjt at July 26, 2004 09:44 AM
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