July 08, 2004
Automatic Circumcision
filed under: Stuff to worry aboutNo, this is not a new Zionist movement - it's a device, which this piece at Gizmodo comes out strongly against (and quite rightly, in my mind).
Max's bris was performed by a mohel who worked the room like Buddy Hackett. Funny, borschty guy who we were quite pleased with, at a trying moment in every new parent's life.
"Don't get excited, Dad," he said to me as he examined Max's mechanics. "It's not the biggest I've seen. But it's got a nice shape."
I haven't had the - ahem - stuff to follow the link on Gizmodo to the page that merits the caveat: "(warning! bloody boy genitals ahoy!)" If you dare, let me know if it's as bad as it sounds.
Posted by rjt at July 8, 2004 11:23 AMaaaaaK!!! FUCK! Jesus christ fucking christ fuck!! Shit oh damn it I'm bleeding. Honey call the doctor...damn it...ow it stings so bad...shut up, I thought it would just be funny and then I would pull it off. No! don't fucking touch it...did you call the doctor yet? Call the goddamn doctor! Oh fuck lemme see if I can just slip it off a little...OH JESUS FUCK CHRIST NO NO NO FUCKING FUCK OW MY DICK oooooohohhhhhhh....
Posted by: perjay at July 14, 2004 11:41 PM